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1928 Tommy Gun in a custom violin case
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Homage to Saint Bernadette by Claudia Böhm
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over feminists who are better feminists than me because they don’t shave, trim, etc
wow because asserting my right to not have menstrual clumps get...
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- Manfriend: hush up you are the cutest
- Me: Nuhuh. Eve is
- MF: You got me there. 2nd cutest then
- Me: I better be second cutest since just Cutter and Max are left
- MF: And me!
- Me: You're tied with Cutter
- MF: LE GASP. You're gonna wake up in the dumpster using your cat as a pillow
My cat was lying upside down in her cat tower, facing me. I went to pet her head, but she tucked herself into a ball like a fuzzy armadillo, rolled forward and out the other end of her tower, landed and casually walked away like she meant it. It was all one fluid motion, completely unlike her normal, clumsy flailing from unintentionally falling off the tower. AND IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I’M THE MAAAAXXX IN THE BOX
Caitlin Hackett
(via l0v3i5av3rb)
In one of my recent dreams, my cat was lost. Some lady claimed to have run her over, so I strangled her. I looked around for my cat while running from the cops, and I found her in a manger wrapped in a blanket wearing a rubber mask that made her look like the Eraserhead baby.
In the blue corner we have Mr. Whiskers. And in the red corner, Fluffy McMittens.
