Sparkles McGillicunty

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In one of my recent dreams, my cat was lost. Some lady claimed to have run her over, so I strangled her. I looked around for my cat while running from the cops, and I found her in a manger wrapped in a blanket wearing a rubber mask that made her look like the Eraserhead baby.

  1. mizred said: and lo, it is written that thou shalt smite the old woman who bore false witness against thine cat and there, ye shall find him, laying in manger wrapped in swaddling clothes with the mask of Lynch upon his divine head. Amen.
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