Sparkles McGillicunty

helvetebrann:

I spent an hour creating this tonight. Tomorrow, before my 7th grade has their holiday party, I’m going to talk briefly about why we say, “Happy Holidays.”

I’m excited for the opportunity to promote tolerance.

My co-worker said “happy holidays” to a lady who then stabbed him with her eyes and said Merry Christmas. I’m glad she didn’t kick over our menorah.
Christmas reminds me of my grandma. You cannot acknowledge my grandma as part of a group; if she’s with multiple people, you still have to greet her individually. “Hi everyone” or “hey guys” doesn’t work for her. My grandma is an attention whore.
And so’s Christmas.

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