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Speaking of work-related things

I’m still having a really shitty time finding “business professional” garbage clothing in my size that I also LIKE. I’m really picky to begin with, and the “junior’s” section of clothes with things that’d actually fit me have a shit selection of workwear here in Ver Mont. Part of the reason I like the previous standard dress code is because it’s so gender neutral, men and women basically wear the same thing. Collared button-up shirt in certain colors with the work-issued sweater and I’d wear pants (because eww and no to skirts, plus I have a tattoo on my leg and would basically need solid black socks to keep it from showing). Now that I have to find these business people clothes, I’m stuck trying to find something that isn’t so feminine it makes me uncomfortable and something that FITS (my co-worker is an even tinier person and we were joking that we would buy fancy clothes in the CHILDREN’S SECTION CLOSE TO EASTER TIME).

Can anyone recommend some gender-neutral professional wear that’s reasonably priced?

"RECREATIONAL PURPOSES"

I traded teller stations today to the one furthest from the entryway since my job title requires me to frequently go back and forth between the teller line and office and because there’s a lot of other recurring time-sensitive tasks I need to do in addition to helping customers. Plus I have resting bitchface syndrome and am probably the worst at customer service anyway so customers might like the new setup better.

I had my previous station set up the way I like it with basically the entire station reversed (because I’m an old person and it’s less of a strain on my back) and so I can use the mouse left-handed because of my wrist issues.

The teller I switched stations with was complaining about how awful it was and thought I am left-handed and I was like “no, I have wrist issues and am trying to maintain my ability to play computer games” and she said to our entire staff

"oh, she just needs her right hand for…. recreational purposes."

THAT PAUSE MADE IT AWFUL I AM TELLING HR ON EVERYONE*

*not really

vinegod:

When you’re about to get a whoopin by Rudy Mancuso

micdotcom:

Watch: One woman’s badass athletic achievement is silencing sexists across the Web 

Will American Ninja Warrior crown its first female champion at the top of Mount Midoriyama?
Kacy Catanzaro became the first woman ever to complete a city finals course, in Dallas, and the first woman to ever make it to the finals in Las Vegas. If she manages to conquer Mount Midoriyama she could win the $500,000 prize and the title of American Ninja Warrior.
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micdotcom:

Watch: One woman’s badass athletic achievement is silencing sexists across the Web 

Will American Ninja Warrior crown its first female champion at the top of Mount Midoriyama?
Kacy Catanzaro became the first woman ever to complete a city finals course, in Dallas, and the first woman to ever make it to the finals in Las Vegas. If she manages to conquer Mount Midoriyama she could win the $500,000 prize and the title of American Ninja Warrior.
Watch the full video | Follow micdotcom
micdotcom:

Watch: One woman’s badass athletic achievement is silencing sexists across the Web 

Will American Ninja Warrior crown its first female champion at the top of Mount Midoriyama?
Kacy Catanzaro became the first woman ever to complete a city finals course, in Dallas, and the first woman to ever make it to the finals in Las Vegas. If she manages to conquer Mount Midoriyama she could win the $500,000 prize and the title of American Ninja Warrior.
Watch the full video | Follow micdotcom
micdotcom:

Watch: One woman’s badass athletic achievement is silencing sexists across the Web 

Will American Ninja Warrior crown its first female champion at the top of Mount Midoriyama?
Kacy Catanzaro became the first woman ever to complete a city finals course, in Dallas, and the first woman to ever make it to the finals in Las Vegas. If she manages to conquer Mount Midoriyama she could win the $500,000 prize and the title of American Ninja Warrior.
Watch the full video | Follow micdotcom
micdotcom:

Watch: One woman’s badass athletic achievement is silencing sexists across the Web 

Will American Ninja Warrior crown its first female champion at the top of Mount Midoriyama?
Kacy Catanzaro became the first woman ever to complete a city finals course, in Dallas, and the first woman to ever make it to the finals in Las Vegas. If she manages to conquer Mount Midoriyama she could win the $500,000 prize and the title of American Ninja Warrior.
Watch the full video | Follow micdotcom
micdotcom:

Watch: One woman’s badass athletic achievement is silencing sexists across the Web 

Will American Ninja Warrior crown its first female champion at the top of Mount Midoriyama?
Kacy Catanzaro became the first woman ever to complete a city finals course, in Dallas, and the first woman to ever make it to the finals in Las Vegas. If she manages to conquer Mount Midoriyama she could win the $500,000 prize and the title of American Ninja Warrior.
Watch the full video | Follow micdotcom
micdotcom:

Watch: One woman’s badass athletic achievement is silencing sexists across the Web 

Will American Ninja Warrior crown its first female champion at the top of Mount Midoriyama?
Kacy Catanzaro became the first woman ever to complete a city finals course, in Dallas, and the first woman to ever make it to the finals in Las Vegas. If she manages to conquer Mount Midoriyama she could win the $500,000 prize and the title of American Ninja Warrior.
Watch the full video | Follow micdotcom

micdotcom:

Watch: One woman’s badass athletic achievement is silencing sexists across the Web 

Will American Ninja Warrior crown its first female champion at the top of Mount Midoriyama?

Kacy Catanzaro became the first woman ever to complete a city finals course, in Dallas, and the first woman to ever make it to the finals in Las Vegas. If she manages to conquer Mount Midoriyama she could win the $500,000 prize and the title of American Ninja Warrior.

Watch the full video | Follow micdotcom

Legal Name Change

I had to call JetBlue about my refund for the canceled flight earlier this month that resulted in me having to wait at a sketchy bus stop in NY where a guy who claimed to be having a baby with the virgin mary tried to get me to take a nap in his truck.

They were processing the refund while I was on hold and during the wait I was getting e-mail updates about the refund and one of them says:

Passenger Name: VOIDTRANS GARCIA

I AM LEGALLY CHANGING MY NAME TO VOIDTRANS.

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