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You could give everyone decaf
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I hate customer service forever
When I explain our funds availability policy to new (or existing) customers, I speak as though I’m talking to another adult capable of listening and interpreting statements that translate/define or remove as much “bank speak” as possible.
But apparently I need to create a scripted explanation directed towards children to use because dang people do not listen.
This guy would survive a horror movie.
This guy would survive a horror movie.
Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard
He fucking hit him with a lamp.
I love his freedom pants.
one slipper. one.
It seemed as though the game would remain tied after a lucky bounce off of Lundqvist’s head on the line but then Paille put the puck in off the inside post.
On a crazy play the Bruins take a 3-0 Series lead!
Dirty money
If you have a wad of cash that smells like you used it to mop up spilled rotten orange prison wine brewed with Candida albicans inside a gym shoe… please deposit it at a bank I don’t work at, thanks.
The hilarious double standard “Mexicans are lazy, and too stupid/can’t be bothered to learn English” and “Mexicans are taking all our jobs”. So, you’re saying that you lost your job to a lazy person who doesn’t speak English, how bad at your job were you?
OH SNAP!
HAHAH
YOOOOO
i say gaddamn! lol
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Alfred Kubin - Epidemic, 1900-01 Drawings
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cultural genocide in North America
This, this right here, this is why “white people” cannot wear our things, cannot appropriate our customs or languages. Because y’all did this. y’all continue to do this too.
Best thing I have ever seen ever. Fucking marry me you sexy beast.
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