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Unrequited Love

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upagainstthefuckingwall:

Essential medical bracelet

It’s my tumblr that needs to be deleted or else everyone will know about my thing for select old dudes like I don’t want that on my family’s mind as they write a eulogy.

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Rape jokes are not jokes. Woman-hating jokes are not jokes. These guys are telling you what they think. When you laugh along to get their approval, you give them yours.
Thomas Millar, Meet the Predators. (via mehreenkasana)

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kirimoth:

omg the new batman movie actually looks really good u guys

kirimoth:

omg the new batman movie actually looks really good u guys

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steroge:

Joan Miro, The Poetess, 1940*

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spudboi:

slap ya mammy

spudboi:

slap ya mammy

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Jimmy Buffett,
Son of a Son of a Sailor

buffetttrax:

Jimmy Buffett - Cheeseburger In Paradise

This song came on our muzak station at work. I’ve never heard it before because why would I listen to Jimmy Buffett. It’s so stupid it’s almost my new favorite song.

But at night I’d have these wonderful dreams 
Some kind of sensuous treat. 
Not zucchini, fettuccini, or bulger wheat, 
But a big warm bun and a huge hunk of meat.

spudboi:

i’ve missed you too.

holdmypurse:

Remember when Romney lost the election so somebody created White People Mourning Romney and collected various people crying over Romney’s loss

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